how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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