- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

oh hey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

This is an anti-joke.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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