- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

You sick fiend

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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