- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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