Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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