whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Anti Joke

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