Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Anti Joke

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