- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

gingers

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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