What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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justin beiber sucks

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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