Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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copy me and i will kill you

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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