what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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