- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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