Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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I agree

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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