irish man drinking john smiths

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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