What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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