Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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