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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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