Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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sucks Syntax...

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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