- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Your big dick.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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