How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Women's Rights

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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chirs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Penis

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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