- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

gingers

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a vagina

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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