What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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