Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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