- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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