Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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