Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Black People

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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