- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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