- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

what's worse then a blowjob?

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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