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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

How do you make a little girl cry?

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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