A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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