- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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