Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

So a jew walks into a bar!

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

PENIS

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

lets bomb africa

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Anti Joke

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