What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

whats green and slimy? green slim

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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