- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A man penetrates another man.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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