what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

it was all Tagart

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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