What do we call Osama? Osama

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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well use a tissue!

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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- Helen Keller

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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