What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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The holocaust

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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