- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

George W. Bush

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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