Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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