A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Skinny people fart less.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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I love you

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