Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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