- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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