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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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