What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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