- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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