- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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