- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

HELLO EVERYONE

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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