Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What does water smell like? water.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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