- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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