What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Anti Joke

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