- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

KILL WHITEY

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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