Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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whats white jizz

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