- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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