In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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