- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

The GOV and the WHO?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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