You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

guess what>? your mum lol

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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