A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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I'm rick james bitch

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Anti Joke

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