- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

The queen having a shit

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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