Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A muslim walks into a gun shop

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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