- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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