- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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