Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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your so fat. your fat!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Anti Joke

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