Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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SUCK MY NUTS

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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