How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Your're racist.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Can anyone Lenin money?

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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