- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Can anyone Lenin money?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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