Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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