- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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