- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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