- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's 2+2? Fish

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

i have yougurt mit traktor

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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