- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the man die? He was old.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

I have aids

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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