Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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