What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Your Mom The End.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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