- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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