Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Women's Rights

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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