- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Your're racist.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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