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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What are annoying? Ads.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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