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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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