- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A seal walks into a club.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's brown an sticky Shit

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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