What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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the lemon was sweet.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Knock knock come in.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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black people

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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