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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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