- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

neil likes pube toast

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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