- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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