what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

A bar walks into a man

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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