What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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sky silverstein

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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