- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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