Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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