What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A jew enters a mall.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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