Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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the NAACP

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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PIED NINNY!

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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