An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Feminism

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Good afternoon.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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if you don't like this you're gay

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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