How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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