- Anti Joke

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the new green? Green

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

I literally died laughing

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the new green? Green

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Justin Beiber is a good singer

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

I literally died laughing

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the new green? Green

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs