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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

sky silverstein

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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