knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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