Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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