- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

4 hours later.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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