- Anti Joke

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Yo Momma So Fat!

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Women's Rights..

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me