- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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