- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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